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Kenji

The absolute king of customer support!

Trade for playstation 5 or volvo xc60
Wow, Kenji really fucked up that email last night. Atleast he is the king
by Doctor Gravesend December 4, 2024
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Kenji

Kenji is a mysterious dude from Agartha and he is ageless.He likes to take 4 baths the day but his faucet is too weak for this shit.His fav words are lmao,loo,lol,dafuq,wtf and his fav emoji 😂.He also likes to delete his post and change his profile pics every fucking minute.But he dislikes making sentences with more than 3 words.He is a minor but he pretends to be 35 y/o man,who has 8 dogs and wears ugly sweaters.His friends call him meat master and Ken but I just call him a badass mother fucker.If you ever meet a Kenji try to be as mysterious as you can dont even say"Hey meat master".(unfortunately he only picks up guys ,cause his smooth lines dont work on girls)
Dude 1:Oh this is Kenji, Dude 2 dont talk

to him he is too mysterious.

Dude 2:Wtf Dude 1 he is a meat master,I

want that Kenji.
Dude 3:"pencil dick"
by Sabo-kun December 14, 2018
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Kenji Kishimoto

by dilfkishimoto November 9, 2021
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Kenji

"Kenji" a very cool and awesome and poggers and cool dude

he is NOT a rider

he's a bottom

he also gets no bitches
LONELY ASS BITCH!!!!!!!

sorry kenji
person A: hey bro you acting pretty kenji ngl tbh

person 2B: thank you, Im really desperate everyone thinks I'm a rider

person A: oh L
by anonymous June 25, 2022
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Kenji

Ah yes the one Vtuber who says he’s not an omega but he’s an omega who cusses a lot...but we love him-
Kenji is both funny and amazing.
by ShadowEmpress January 7, 2022
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Kenji

A tall individual with an IQ of 44 sometimes, Kenji's are usually Thai but always have 1% of Jamaican blood. They often play videogames that arent always family friendly, they also sometimes have large shoulders you can grab on. Kenji's are destined to be successful in every aspect of life.
"Woah look at that fine Kenji over there he's mad fine!"
by kenjithe74th February 26, 2024
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Kenji

A white man's whore. A person who is on there knees morring noon and night for Tom Holland. A simp for the great a glorious Tom Holland.
by Itsyaboybones July 2, 2022
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