Kelvin and Mike

Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.

Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.

Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike

by funkmasterflexjr February 4, 2010

kelvin wong

used instead of pete tong,
kelvin wong is the most annoying kid in the school so i officialy gave him this annoying tag, its all gone kevlin wong(in other words s**t)

i missed the bus, its all gone kelvin wong

by Luke smith1 March 6, 2008

Kelvin savoie

A guy that breaks up with his gf and talks shit about her, then goes tells another girl he loves/ likes her. And then he gets back with his gf and don't tell the other one and still fucks with them.

Stop acting like kelvin savoie

by 69welchesinarow September 27, 2017

Kelvin Xie

some stupid chinese boi that like to int in league of legends. the kid has negative balls and brain cells.

damn Kelvin Xie stopp inting in my promos you stupid fuck
kelvin will always reply with, "shut up you're a leech i dont wanna hear it"

by Zombiekillerxx March 14, 2019

Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

Kelvin Chan

A person who is obsessed with TYS and SLS

"I see who you are, you are a Kelvin Chan, a Kelvin Chan, you are Kelvin Chan."

by IloveTYS June 11, 2024

Kelvin

A friendly, peculiar, mysterious, unpredictable fellow....very adorable and charming. Very funny and stylish. He will make you say 'LOL' a lot. Has good taste when it comes to women, fashion, etc. Sometimes shy. Full of Positive energy. You don't want to get on his nerves. Strong-willed. Very loyal. Has an intense gaze . Someone you wouldn't want to lose.

Kelvin is usually in the gym.

by Lilivivid January 24, 2022