Kelton

A gamer boy whos really cool i guess

Wow he really is a kelton

by Kaidenv October 3, 2020

Kellon

Kellon- very tall like super tall, has two annoying ass sisters and can never take a break, perfect at basketball and football, most likely number 5 on all his jerseys. He's a good athlete but also can pull loads of girls he may look like he's 27, but he's just a normal 7th grade boy that hates his sisters :) I do to bud don't worry </3 Adding on he's super hot and good-looking the color of his skin and his beautiful face makes you want to pause time and take so many pictures of this living dream.

Kellon hates his sisters

by Raysgf November 23, 2021

Kolson

v. To love a sports team outside of your home state.

He really kolsons the Green Bay Packers.

by Common Sports Words November 20, 2022

the Kelso Beatdown

the act of Michael Kelso getting some ass on That 70's Show with any chick.

Kelso gave Formans sister the Kelso Beatdown in his van in the parking lot today.

by Marc and Jeffro April 1, 2008

dirty kelton

A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out on a Friday and rolls back in Sunday evening after a long time on the sesh

What are you doing this weekend

Oh I’m gonna do a dirty Kelton

by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018

Justin Kelso

A soy boy. A bearded woosie brown noser.

'That Justin kelso' s a woosie. A self righteous SJW & a brown noser'

by Non Soyboy March 18, 2019

dirty kelso

When a man to cums inside a woman so she can wipe her goopy vagina along the kitchen floor and pretend she is a slug.

I was fucking this girl the other night without a condom, accidentally shot my load inside her and she went full dirty kelso.

by Mexcunt86 May 31, 2020