Keelan, Many of the definitions here you will find (all the ones about girls) are everything that 'Keelan' wants or wants to happen, yet he will never acquire or never see happen. Keelan is mostly regarded as annoying, "Bitch-less", Life-long Virgin, "That guy that's just there/around", and unwanted.
by ThatGuyNamedKeelan January 15, 2023
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Keesean is someone who cares about the minor details, and someone you should be proud to be a good friend and family member with. He’s an amazing man, father, son, cousin, boyfriend too! Keesean always comes through when it counts, and cheers people up when they're sick or feeling down. If Keesean’s doesn’t like you, it’s probably because they’re very circled with the people they love, or they have a reason to why they don’t like you. Keesean’s the best at everything he does, whether it’s athletically, academically, and he’s one for the ladies. Keesean’s can keep relationships with girls private or publicly, if he is private, just don’t be surprised if you’re just finding out about Keesean’s relationship 2 years later. He’s very considerate and kind. Can be a little pushover rarely, but still the main in charge. With anyone that has a Keesean in their life, you should be proud. Very Proud. He’s the MVP.
Person 1: I could pull all of these girls in this building right now, I could beat everyone in here at basketball.
Person 2: No you can’t. You’re not a Keesean.
Person 1: I don’t like Keesean
Person 2: Why??
Person 1: What is there to like about Keesean?
Person 2: It’s Keesean!! Literally everything! You even asking that sounds like you’re irrelevant or you’re just mad jealous, that you could never have my Keesean, or even be one of his friends. He’s the best. He’s my best.
Person 2: No you can’t. You’re not a Keesean.
Person 1: I don’t like Keesean
Person 2: Why??
Person 1: What is there to like about Keesean?
Person 2: It’s Keesean!! Literally everything! You even asking that sounds like you’re irrelevant or you’re just mad jealous, that you could never have my Keesean, or even be one of his friends. He’s the best. He’s my best.
by everyonelovescassondra April 7, 2023
Get the Keesean mug.Keelan is a 5 foot Irish man who has a gore fetish he acts gay but is actually straight, and he likes the smell of gasoline but enjoys the taste of blood. this man is a criminality hacker on Roblox as well. Also he is a psychopath who acts normal in public but loves killing secretly and kills animals for a relief of this anguish. WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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An Irish guy who is definitely under 5 foot 6. Loves gug and the word "poggers". Had his crush stolen by his best friend but can be funny at times. Thinks that suicide is always an option yet cant bring himself to do it. Calls himself straight yet he has an extremely soft (yet hard) spot for someone by the name of Frank.
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