Keaton

The local finneser

That kid is such a keaton

by IG-tayvontaex January 1, 2018

Keaton

A tall, blond or redhead who has a HUGE dick and is really nice, he is a good friend and has a lot of friends, he is a really good kisser and he is super committed

Girl 1: did you see that guy, he is soooo hot
Girl 2: yeah, I bet his name is Keaton

by theoneandonlyguynameddavito June 3, 2018

Keaton

A tall, blond or redhead who has a HUGE dick and is really nice, he is a good friend and has a lot of friends, he is a really good kisser and he is super committed

Girl 1: Did you see that dude, he is soooo hot
Girl 2: Yeah, I bet his name is Keaton

by theoneandonlyguynameddavito June 3, 2018

keaton

A man-child who wears diapers and pretends he is 22 years and 7 months old.

Hey, Keaton, we all know you are 33 not 22.

by GeniusPenius June 18, 2018

Keaton

A black man in his early thirties that get on my everlasting nerves. However he is one of the greatest, confusing, gentlemen that I had ever met.

May peace, love, greatness, and blessings follow Keaton all the days of his life.

by #theworldsgreatest July 17, 2018

Keaton

Big ol fat choad wiix. The best u can play with chadwiix big ol doc ryan

Friend : oh here comes Keaton Stranger : isn’t that the guy with the big Choad Friend : yup can’t wait to suck on that

by Mrchubbs03 December 5, 2018

Keaton

An awsome person that is a great kisser, best of them all. If you know him you should try it if he’s down. He’s a great friend and boyfriend and hates Valentine’s Day but makes it enjoyable for his girlfriend. Best friend a guy could have

If Keaton asked me out 100% yes best person ever

by All true. Luv u keaton February 13, 2019