Kavanaugh

A Kavanaugh is a person lying to get out of a bad situation.

Brett : I did not rubb my di*k against her !

Random dude in the jury : Wow , he's such a Kavanaugh, ya know!?

by JesusCristIt'sJasonBourne October 1, 2018

Kavanaugh

When someone on a video chat flushes the toilet but doesn't own up to it. He does like his beer...

"He totally Kavanaughed on the Zoom call the other day and the boss was NOT happy."

"Sorry I didn't flush, but you were on that FaceTime with your mom and I didn't want to Kavanaugh you."

by Dwight Guy May 23, 2020

Kavanaugh

N. Slang for the act of raping someone while they are inebriated and/or defenseless

"Hey man. I hear Cole pulled a Kavanaugh on that girl at the party."

by liquidmind41 January 9, 2022

Kavanaugh’ed

Getting shit faced drunk on beer with a bunch of dudes and then waking up with no idea of where you were or what you did the night before

I don’t remember meeting that bitch because I Kavanaugh’ed that night

by Lululab September 27, 2018

kavanaugh'ed

(Verb) - describing the action of getting drugged with the intent of being raped or gang raped

Damn, she got "kavanaugh'ed".
-or-
Be careful don't get "kavanaugh'ed".
-or-
I got so drunk last night I could've been "kavanaugh'ed".

by T-REX-AS October 12, 2018

kavanaugh'd

Drinking until your so obliviated and numb, that you have no recollection of the entire day, night, and/or weekend. Getting drunk out of your f#@*ing mind!

The other night I was drinking with my brohiems and we got totally kavanaugh'd. The best time we'll never remember.

by ElDiabloBlue September 27, 2018

kavanaugh'd

When you lose at the game of "Devil's Triangle" quarters, you are forced to drink so much you black out, then rape someone. You are awarded the highest rank in the game for life, you have been crowned "Kavanaugh'd".

Man 1: Dude, want to throw some Devil's Triangle quarters, the totally legit game everyone has heard of?
Man 2: Yes please, I want to get totally Kavanaugh'd tonight. There are some girls with low self esteem coming over.

by Pancake the Syrupinater September 28, 2018