Jalabated

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.

Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.

by Murenhausen March 20, 2009

jalapeener

It's a traditionnal way of having sex between a man and a women. It refers to the situation where a guy put some chili peppers (jalapenos) on his member to add a spicy feeling to the sexual relation.

Here, feel that Jalapeener

by le yable December 16, 2008

Jaala

probably one of the greatest people you will ever meet. incredibly sexy, gives great gobbies and never fails to satisfy a man's needs. often very mysterious but her moans are no mystery when you fuck her brains out in the bedroom. if you meet a jaala, worship her.

Friend 1: "so you didnt go home with her?"
Friend 2: "nah"
Friend 1: "what the fuck man?! that girl is a total jaala!"

by 2868bitchez June 7, 2012

Jalapeño Bloodtrain

The act of stuffing as many jalapeños into a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle.

The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.

My cramping hurt so bad until I got jalapeño bloodtrained. My mom is great!

by BobDan May 1, 2014

Jalamela

The Spanish translation for "Jack/Jerk me off"

Wesley: Sabes que?

Me: que pendejo?
Wesley: Jalamela!!

by p0p0mann June 18, 2010

Jaalah

a sweet, caring girl who is amazing at sports. doesn't give herself enough credit for what she's got. She's always a good friend. has pretty good hand writing. Has a good sense of humour.

That girl is so sweet! She must be Jaalah.

by Paulieee[: June 12, 2011

Jalarious

The level of awsomeness that is achieved when pirates wage war with vikings in the void of space

The film Hard Ticket to Hawaii is Jalarious. Bill and Jake have a Jalarious bromance.

by BR, JDL April 6, 2010