jesus jumped up christ

An expression of your frustration/annoyance towards someone (usually a friend). Not really insulting to your friend, usually they will find it kind of funny and laugh too. But they will get the message that you are a bit annoyed with them.

Jesus jumped up Christ! Why do I get stuck with all the "winners"?

by WordFreak August 20, 2007

jumped vagina

the dangerous pointy sharp tip of a penis is getting inserted into your vagina as sexual assault

feeling : a tiger tearing a deer up

dude , i have a jumped vagina. kevin G's penis is reallly rough...

by OHHKEVING! November 22, 2010

Trump Jumped

Cost of goods paid by consumers after tariff cost increases.

This bumper jack has been Trump Jumped from $49 bucks to almost $60.
This is an ass ripping $10 dollar trump jump.

by ClarkKent January 26, 2017

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

This phrase means nothing.
Bottomburp appears to be correct.

How did you find it? I hope you didn't search for it.

by Diego November 21, 2003

jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat

one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.

Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"

by Danarky May 14, 2003

Jumpless

you haven't been jumped or beat up recently

"I bet he's gettin his ass beat errday in that hood"
"Nah man, when I saw him he looked jumpless"

by wuddupson March 28, 2009

Jumples

Piles of clothing on the bedroom floor, clean and dirty.

She never put away her laundry, it was always in jumples.

by TheHeyseed December 8, 2012