Jordarius

Went to go get milk

Hey remember when Jordarius went to go get milk

by ILoveBaskingBalls May 9, 2022

Jordanlish

a language similar to English that is misunderstood by many

I speak Jordanlish.

by Jordanlish May 24, 2023

Jordanian stew

A term used right before you slap someone that is drunk or getting close to passing out. It’s a split second fair warning for the person being slapped.

Nate was really drunk at the bar so I Jordanian stewed him. He was good to go after that and partied like a rockstar the rest of the night.

by BAGMS December 5, 2023

Jordanification

Being unemployed, excessive gaming, poor sleep habits, and difficulty managing arrogance

I think my friend has jordanification

by Johny Lee June 10, 2025

Jordanism

spontaneous uncontrolled unintelligible screaming

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.

by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025

Jordanian Summer

When something's so burnt hot it feels like it was left out in a really shitty summer.

"This feels like it was left in a Jordanian Summer!"

by VJ Camtop November 28, 2025

Jonas Jordalen

Jonas Jordalen is so insanely atracctive and he has the biggest penis in the world it’s so massive and he has the sharpest jawline of everyone in the whole world.

Boy: OMG Jonas Jordalen is making me gay with his huge penis.
Girl: Yeah he is so hot

by Wrighteous71 October 27, 2019