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Joose

drank(premium malt beverage). similar to sparks, but much more hyphy. Energy drink that gets one drunk.
"yo, how can I get faded tonight without chugging royal gate?"
"drink some joose, buh"
by Hannah Rachael January 9, 2009
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jooms

huge perfect tits

One day i heard some dude saying "joom" at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect tits were bouncing up and down everytime he said "joom".
DAMN check out those jooms on that chick!
by junkywockeez April 16, 2010
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joose-bag

A bag used to hold the contents of an alcohol enema. It is used in conjunction with a joose nozzle. Alternatively, a Fleet enema can be used in place of the joose-bag.

The bag is filled with an alcoholic drink, most commonly the brand Joose, thus the term joosing.

The bag must be air-tight and (re)sealable, as during the joosing process, it is put under considerable pressure due to the forcing of the Joose into the rectum of the recipient.
Shit, Nismo! Whatchu buyin' them cheap-ass joose-bags fo? You know they only good for one joosin', and my butt needs more bubbly!
by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009
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Joosh

A nickname for josh/joshua.A very fun loving and caring person.Looks innocent but is probably the dirtiest person you can ever meet.Acts dumb but is really smart inside and knows it.Has a great personality and enjoys many things like nature to technology.Looks young for his age and typically surrounds himself with woman and is sex obsessed.
Person:Who's that?
Friend:Thats joosh
Person:Why is he in highschool he looks like a 5th grader?
Friend:Hes older than us.
Person:What!?
by Jewels Gazelle November 22, 2016
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Jolson's Law

Subculture Ɵ becomes mainstream as soon as "sexy Ɵ girls" becomes a popular porn genre.
"According to Jolson's Law, scene girls are only popular because scene girl porn is popular."

"I went to Google, trying to find a picture of an extremely frumpy nerd female to counter your virginity quip. Instead all I got was hot "nerd" girl porn."
"Jolson's Law strikes again."
by Computer Shaman December 1, 2011
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joost

The best, coolest, hottest fucking dude you'll meet.
Joost is so cool! I wanna suck his dick!
by J-Foose February 21, 2018
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Jooste

A demon that Keeps you awake at night and lives in your English class
It's Jooste , where is the cross
by Raider768 September 15, 2020
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