jonaz

an elementary school girl

revett: bang harder 😏
jonaz: *soft bang*
revett: louder 😡
jonaz: *slightly louder, but still soft*
revett: you sound like an elementary school girl, you silly baka

by hummus dick April 20, 2022

Jonza

The act of giving a blow job, also known as "Giving head." To lick and or suck on a mans penis.

So I got wasted at this party last night, and this woman gave me a Jonza!

by SunshineMitty May 1, 2011

jonezy

1.To be berwildered, 2.to replace forgoten word, name or detail, 3.replaces unliked friend's actual names, 4.describe something frustrating.

1.Ooh..what the jonezy was that!? 2.his name was um... jonezy.
3. "Im sorry but your names now jonezy" 4. Mr.Mcgreggormic called his axe a 'jonezy' when the handel broke.

by blaxlan September 13, 2008

Jonzi

'To Jonzi'

The act of leaving full time education and endlessly searching for a job.

+) What you doing these days?

-) I left school.

+) oh you bad jonzi.

by ji3 October 2, 2010

Jonezy

Someone who is not METAL!

Opria: Dude did you see Jonezy lately?
Brandon: yea dude, hes not metal

by Branopria May 17, 2008

Jonezin

Jonezin - The act of annoying/irritating women in an attempt to piss them off, but impossible due to the unfathomable beauty of the person Jonezin, because only unfathomable people can Jonez like the Legendary Trevor Cain Jonez, the discoverer of this verb.

Girl: "You change your relationships more than i change my underwear"
Trevor Cain Jones: "Im sorry you wear dirty underwear?"
Girl: "MAKE LOVE TO ME!!!"
Trevor: Whisper *I love jonezin*

by Gurgalsnoutzincer November 22, 2011

Jouza

The lowest existence in The universe. Usually used as slaves for mongolian warlords and čingischáns. Some times they are also adressed as Runda

"Jouza get your shitty prdel in here, you have to clean my mongolian ass"

Mongolian clerk: "Are u Jouza?"
Jouza: "Yes"
M. C. : "Jouza like a nîchá nañî?

Jouza: No, More like Jouza jako hovno

by Václav Alexandrovič Ferdon September 11, 2020