Guy 1: Ew, look at that guy over there getting farted on
Guy 2: Must be a Jonas
Guy 1: yea, his breath smells bad too
Guy 2: Must be a Jonas
Guy 1: yea, his breath smells bad too
by sebber July 18, 2019

I was in the bedroom beating up the jonas last night.
She shaves her jonas.
That girl may not be a model but she has some good jonas.
I hope the next time i take my girl out i can get some jonas from her cute butt.
She shaves her jonas.
That girl may not be a model but she has some good jonas.
I hope the next time i take my girl out i can get some jonas from her cute butt.
by The surveyer January 2, 2006

A name used for the hugely popular boy band that obsessed teenage girls drool over.
Also A name that every sexy latino has.
Also A name that every sexy latino has.
Girl 1: OMG! The Jo Bros are so dreamy! I'm drooling!
Girl 2: They aren't so hot.
Jonas: Hey what's up?
Girl 2:Ohhhhh....He's so dreamy!
Both girls: Ohhhh....
Jonas:Look! I'm swimming!
Girl 2: They aren't so hot.
Jonas: Hey what's up?
Girl 2:Ohhhhh....He's so dreamy!
Both girls: Ohhhh....
Jonas:Look! I'm swimming!
by Hyena King December 14, 2009

jonas is GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
by Dead_123456789101112131415 May 13, 2018

The Disney Channel show that depicts a fake life of the uber-losers, The Jonas Brothers. Although semi-good looking, no amount of Disney "comedy" can save the trio from the obvious downfall that is about to occur anytime soon. The show is not funny, overdramatic, and really, really, REALLY lame.
Do not watch.
Do not watch.
I can't believe Disney let me down like that. I will never watch JONAS again. Thanks for wasting 30 minutes of my life.
by GGMM June 16, 2009

A crap new show on Disney Channel focused on just about only relationships and drama. Crazy teenage girls watch it just to see the gay Jonas Brothers.
by pianokid54 August 5, 2010

