juevon

In Chile, it takes the "juevos" (eggs/balls) and applies it to a person as an insult loosely meaning "stupid". Somewhere above calling someone a "jerk" but not filthy like calling someone a "motherfucker". Also used in Mexico, but with slightly

(see also, juebon)

Some juevon just cut me off on the freeway. Your new boyfriend just catcalled that woman -- what a juevon.

by Lecheluchador May 22, 2006

Michael Jevon

One amazing fellow

Who's that guy with the cool name?

Thats the Jev!

Who's the Jev...?

Michael Jevon!

by jam28 February 4, 2010

joelong

A 'joelong' is unit of measure, like a furlong, but for group chat message length. The length of which is based on the average length of that one person in the WhatsApp/group chat whose messages are almost always too long. One joelong is typically as long as this explanation, the main difference being, it could be made significantly shorter. Perhaps a single line.

Sorry that message was 3 joelongs. In short, my wisdom teeth need to come out.

by Beaver-man January 12, 2018

Jevon the tortillito

Jevon is very stinky and has booty lice. he can be nice if he wants to I guess but like that never happens. he often likes to have dumb nicknames for everyone because he is dumb like that. but girls don't forget, get at that f1re c0ck before it's too late. 3 am, sharp.

"Jevon the tortillito has booty lice" - pp and vale and everyone else

by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020

Jevons

A wonderful boyfriend anyone wished they had whether they are male or female. He is the living physical matter of what you would call sexiness and would get all the sex they ever wanted. An attractive bloke who seems like nothing is ever enough for him in this world.

Girl 1: Oh did u see Jevons the other day?
Girl 2: yeah, he was like soo hot
Male 1: idk about u two but there’s just some part of him that makes me wanna pounce

by WannaUseMyOldHandle November 20, 2021

jaevonte

realest nigga alive. most talented individual you will ever meet. gets hella play and could bag your mother if he wanted to.

that dude jaevonte man, he jus smashed my mom……what a goat

by anonymous November 22, 2021

JeVon

Very strong individual. True to the game.

You can count on JeVon to come through for you.

by Von Baus January 16, 2022