jensen

A very sexy man, the most sexy man you will ever meet in fact. A jensen has a huge cock and is amazing with women. They’re quite possibly some of the best people and most well liked people ever. Nothing tops a jensen.

becky: omg he is such a jensen!
samantha: i know, he’s so sexy and he has such a way with women.

by anonymous December 14, 2020

[Lyle Jensen]

a character played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the movie "Manic".Lyle is a teen whose sent to a physicart hospital.He beat a classmate nearly to death with a baseball bat.He befriends other teens in the hospital.

Lyle Jensen:"I promise i would never hurt you."

by torz504 October 6, 2008

THE JENSEN

a bible super hero. who loves mr pibb

by andy tran March 23, 2003

Clay Jensen

a really hot boy

I would love to date Clay Jensen

by funnydogpipo March 1, 2021

Jensenism

An extremist neo-Christian evangelical sect which seeks to propagate fear and hatred by quoting Jesus out of context or even misquoting Him altogether.

"Disasters are part of His warning that judgement is coming" seeks to convey the fear of God's wrath punishing immorality wheras it is really just a chronology of events which will occur before the second coming.

by Matthew 24:7-8 January 8, 2005

Johnsen

The genitalia (Not the testes, but the penis) of a man. "Johnsen" refers to the actual penis of the man, not the crotch, the testicles, or any other region.

If the person in question has several "Johnsen"s, then this person is referred to as "Johnsenrific".

"Look there, my children! That's my Johnsen!"

by Johnsen Johnsen June 17, 2009

jensen privette

A very hot man that is kind and funny as hell and sometime annoying but a really good friend.

Jensen privette is bea.

by Jensen privette October 25, 2017