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slow joanne

whenever someone isn’t understanding something properly or at all, you call them a ‘slow joanne’
mymy: the third letter in hello is ‘l’
lili: i don’t get it
lala: of course you don’t, slow joanne
by yadeeyadeeya June 5, 2021
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Joann

Joann is the coolest person you will ever meet. She will fight you for fun and then give you the best hug. She is also creative, artistic and has a list of bad jokes lined up to tell you. Be careful of getting on her bad side though cause she will beat you up. Always ask her for anime recommendations.
Dude you know Joann too?

Yeah dude she's so cool!
by I deleted my brain November 22, 2021
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Joanne De La Garza-Petrarca

An amazing mother with pure beauty, talent, kindness, good advice, creativity and love!
I have no clue what I'd do without Joanne De La Garza-Petrarca
by DeathCrush May 2, 2022
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Joann

Joann is a man who loves life. He often plays the rugby and loves sports in general. Joann is welled-dressed, with stylish clothes, and is attractive to anyone at the first glance.
Joann likes flirting with girls or men younger than him, it gives him a feeling of superiority and the satisfaction of being the older one.
Joann is a good student and a good worker. He works a lot and has habilities, he will go further into his personal and professional lives.
Very sociable, he is well known and appreciated to anyone who ever saw him.
by prev_aure November 22, 2021
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Joanne Evans

A Joanne Evans is an ancient greek mythical Goddess who was infamous for her attractiveness and godly influence, everyone obeyed her and her word was final, to this day every Joanne Evans alive is a beautiful, attractive woman and any man would take her. Sometimes the term 'Joanne Evans' can be used when talking about something extremely beautiful or attractive or a metaphor.
Dude 1: ''Omg look at her, I would''
Dude 2: ''totally, she's so Joanne Evans''

Teacher: ''Today class we're going to write a story about a princess, can anyone find a good word to describe her beauty?''
Pupil: ''Joanne Evans, miss?''
Teacher: ''excellent! I see a bright future for you child''
by L.K.Rowling December 4, 2011
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joanne lim

Joanne Lim is very hot and kind.She likes to listen music , go eat and have fun with family and friends(especially who is dating her).She is very kind but when you make her mad you will regret it.But she pretty cute when you look her and it will make your day.She is just the perfect girl and nice once you meet her
by John Doe unknown 69 October 7, 2021
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Joanne Emily Effect

When the huzz mom turns you down and roasts you in the process, making it explicitly clear that you won't have a relationship with her child.
Mom -"you will never date my daughter because you're built like a pogo stick and you're as orange as Donald Trump eating Cheetos"

Me -"dang I never expected the Joanne Emily Effect from this one"
by And just another guy October 20, 2025
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