Jizzed

When you feel extremely excited about something.

OMG BVB, I'm so jizzed you've responded to my fan mail!!!

by pepitabis November 24, 2019

jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."

by Adman12 November 17, 2005

jizzle sprout

someone younger than you.

wow, that girl is fine, but she's still a jizzle sprout.

by boomshakalaka1234 August 29, 2006

jizzlexia

Reverse ejaculation exiting through one's anus.

The woman realised she was unable to get pregnant when she found out that her husband was suffering from jizzlexia.

by The Asth Man Cometh For You March 11, 2010

Jizzle whizzle

The act of jizzing and whizzing at the same time or whizzing immediately after jizzing.

Awe man you just jizzle whizzled on me

I think I'm gunna jizzle whizzle on the bed

by Dingel lingel ling February 1, 2017

O-Jizzle

An urban slang style word for orange juice, also known as OJ.

Bitch, you best go to the store and pick me up some O-Jizzle.

by Jim Bob 32 November 25, 2011

Soap Jizzed

When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.

Girl: What's on your shirt?

Guy: I was washing dishes and accidentally soap jizzed myself.

by Weston150 March 25, 2013