jizarific

When a girl is soo good looking she is worth jizing on or have intercourse with

DAMN, look at that girl she soo fine, she's jizarific.

by Zach February 3, 2005

jizery

when a guy comes on you and you are miserable

I was asleep and woke up and found myself in complete jizery.

by dow4 August 29, 2009

Jizersize

When one gay dude is fucking another gay dude as if he is training for the Olympics and when he's about to cum, he Jiz-er-sizes all over his partner!

When Dick & Bob heard Elton John on the radio, they bout JIZERSIZED on themselves from excitement!!

by Skwirlified1 May 31, 2021

jizzerciser

1-One whose considers masturbation and sex exercise.

2-One whose only form of exercise is masturbation and sex. However, few of these people ever have sex. Basically, a horny fat guy.

Guy 1: Why don't you exercise sometimes. Then maybe you could get some ass.
Fat guy: But masturbation is excercise.
Guy 2: Only for fat jizzercisers like you

by Incredible edible medicals September 15, 2005

Jiverlicious

Means you're full up the ying yang in Jivers.
-see entry flukejiver

Shaft, sometimes know by the pseudonym Flukejiver, is one jiverlicious badass.

by J|THE|Rad December 25, 2009

Jizzrake

The comb used 6 hours after falling asleep while masturbating; to remove semen from pubic hair.

Damn, Stonie; that's a right feckin' jizzrake you got there.

by COMEGETME October 10, 2010

jiner shiner

A male whom reacts to situations as if they were in possession of a vagina

Just because you lost doesn't give you an excuse to be a jiner shiner.

by inventorofjinershinerLBO75 June 5, 2013