Mr. Jingles

1) The opposite of having "Big Brass Balls". Being timid, a lackey, a toadie, a sniveling suck-up. Someone indecisive, incapable of having their own opinions - will always agree with whoever's teat they're currently attached to.

2) May also give themselves an overblown nickname like "Lion-o", "Dragonheart", or "Hercules", as a direct opposite of their true nature and courage.

Mr. Jingles: "Let's go out and find some women!"

Any Man: "Yeah, sure Mr. Jingles. Whenever you want to stop acting like a little mouse and talk to one without me telling you what to say."

Mr. Jingles: "Whatever you say!"

by Leeroy_Jenkins! July 15, 2010

Mr. Jingles

The worst movie in the entire world. The picture quality is the shittiest thing I have ever watched in my entire life.

"You're lamer than Mr. Jingles"

by Paula Abduel October 18, 2008

Jingle Keys

as heard on the Discovery Channel's "Gang Wars: Oakland": Filed-down car keys used for auto theft

"Zapper's cousin was arrested for having a knife, no I.D., and a bunch of jingle keys."

by Geedavey October 31, 2009

Bates Jingle

The act of over fucking, causing your partner to shit at the same time.

Oh no. Man, we bates jingled so hard last night. It was such a mess.

by Tlimit February 20, 2017

Jingle Jangle

A noise made by the clacking of a collection of metallic objects.

"The keys were making a ruckus in his pocket! The jingle jangle could be heard all the way from Timbuktu!

by Yuri? YURI-TARDED October 29, 2019

Jingles Landing

Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.

Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.

The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.

by YamaTOGII* August 26, 2021

Jingle Hell

The weeks of school between Thanksgiving Break and Christmas Break.

Brian: Dude I hate this it's snowing and we can't even go home!
Jake: I know man it sucks!
Brian: so many assignments
Jake: well you know it IS Jingle Hell!

by Chokapontas December 10, 2013