Straight Juiced Em!

when someone makes a joke or crack on someone else.
when someone "PWNs" someone or "OWNed" them in the form of a joke.
when you say something completely rediculous or out of context that in no way shape or form has anything to do with the conversation but you somehow make it a joke.

kid1: in order to beat the man, you gotta be the man
kid2: in order to beat the meat
you must know your limits
kid3: Straight Juiced Em!

by StraightJuicedEm! April 1, 2009

juiced

Adjective.

When someone just put you down. Often used as "you just got juiced!"
See diss or burn.

Nick: "Dude, the chances of those happening are so small, it will never happen."
Sydney: "Yeah, just like the chances of you getting a girlfriend."
Michael: "OHHHH!!!! You just got juiced!!!!!!!!!"

by carrots823 May 11, 2011

juiced

To be juiced, happy, excited, ready.

"David why are you so juiced?" "Because girl i'm Finta smoke."

by Pimptress December 17, 2003

juiced

To get wasted; hammered; drunk out of your mind.

Man, i was so juiced last night. I can't remember anything.

by kidgorgeous April 27, 2003

juiced

When one steals another man or females idea, property, reputation or baby, similar to getting robbed or scammed

"Dude i just got juiced, this guy took my chick"

by The InnocentTWINKIE August 25, 2009

Juiced

1. To be juiced is to be pumped up on steroids.
2. An autobiography by former baseball player Jose Canseco, where he revealed a lot about his usage of steroids and their role in MLB.

1. Did you see that guy? He is so ripped, he's gotta be juiced.
2. I read that book "Juiced," and now I'm convinced that Jose is a total nutcase.

by Liberal Hippie Douche April 24, 2005

jiked

Jiked is a word to say your excited or pumped up to do something. it can also describe how an event is gonna be really cool, unforgetable or amazing.

john:"hey taylor's new years party is in 3 days!"
mark:"i know dude! i'm so jiked!"

or

"that party was so jiked!

by mshs987654321 January 26, 2011