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jesper

A really tall midget with an uncontrollable boner. Also a word used for having a rock hard on.
Damn he's having a Jesper.
by von fuckboy November 15, 2016
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JESPER

lets goo ahh fuck me daddy!
ahhh ahh ahhh ahh ahh ahhhh ahhh ahhh ahh ahhhhh
JESPER IS A GUY
by Stepthias May 12, 2021
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jesper

a toxic bitch who always blames others for his own mistakes and he also looks like a skeleton since he doesnt leave his room to work out or eat. he has never touched a woman in his life and will be a virgin forever. he is also a mega otaku and dont have hair.
if you see him you better run for your life or he is gonna run after you yelling about how good he is at video games when he isnt even goon
this guy jesper is a bitch
by txk April 16, 2022
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ole jesper

Ole Jesper is the definition of the ultimate soulmate. The one you can’t live without.
Omg! I really think he’s my ole Jesper ..
by Hannah chewet November 22, 2021
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sara and jesper

sara and jesper are complete opposite people, sara is amazing and beautiful, cool, funny and sweet. she is pretty much the coolest person in the world, she has gorgeous brown eyes, a snatched nose that people would pay thousands for, her smile lights up a room, and her braces are so totes adorbs. jesper, on the other hand, is addicted to lying, biting, being a wingy little bitch and much more. the only good thing about him is his earlobes. so soft man. i would kill for those lobes'

although it seems sara could do so, SO much better, she still went for that ugly old fart jesper. and they love each other very much. and theyre best BEST friends, and if he ever leaves her she will hunt him down and chop off his weiner :-)
damn did you see sara and jesper today?

didn't know she would go for him man, poor girl
by cheeselover12 February 14, 2022
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Jesper Inspiration

To copy your friends essay, text or homework and then change it, just a little bit, so that the teacher won't notice.
"Did you take Jesper inspiration on my text?"
"Yes, I used a lot of synonyms."
by Zalkes April 27, 2017
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jesper

"Fuck you jesper"
by Jonathaniel, cool very penis February 27, 2023
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