Jerky Turkey

For a man to have his penis go limb when he see's someone who is sexually attractive.

Tom had a Jerky Turkey when he saw jessica Alba in a bikini.

by LolzMan101 September 11, 2011

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Jerky Hole

A whole in which one collects Jerky

After I murdered my classroom and shoved them into my JerkHole, I went to my Jerky Hole and had a light snack

by Ishnula January 31, 2018

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The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.

"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"

"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"

"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"

by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020

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Jerky genius

A person who is rather smart in the "good at school" sense, but rather... Unpleasant to be around.

Ugh! Faith is a jerky genius and I hate it!

by KittenCandy April 7, 2020

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Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

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Jerky nugget

Two guys going into fetal positions facing each other and jerk each other off. If one or both has an orgasm they have to come together to make one big nugget.

Me and my homie had some jerky nuggets (plural) last night, best thing since sliced bread.

by Big Chungus 40269 September 17, 2021

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