by not_mm January 11, 2005
Get the java programmer mug.A term created by AX while taking a summer Java programming class.
1. Someone who is extremely skilled programming in the Java language.
2. Someone who drinks gratuitous amounts of the Java Bean Frap at Starbucks and acts like a monster, or crackfiend.
3. A combination of a JAV and a savage.
4. Someone who's sex can only be described best as "a fleshstorm of pleasure with a 90% chance of satisfaction."
5. Someone who embodies all of these qualities such as Aammata X
6. Someone whose kinda like a big deal.
1. Someone who is extremely skilled programming in the Java language.
2. Someone who drinks gratuitous amounts of the Java Bean Frap at Starbucks and acts like a monster, or crackfiend.
3. A combination of a JAV and a savage.
4. Someone who's sex can only be described best as "a fleshstorm of pleasure with a 90% chance of satisfaction."
5. Someone who embodies all of these qualities such as Aammata X
6. Someone whose kinda like a big deal.
Damn you programmed that in one hour? What a fucken javage!
*After chugging a java chip frap* AHHHHHHHHHRRGGGG! BUY ME ANOTHER FUCKEN JAVA CHIP OR ILL RIP OUT YOUR THIRD VERTEBRAE OUT YOUR GODDAMN BODY! AHHHHRGGG!
*Frightfully taking out wallet* Alright calm the fuck down you Javage.
Aammata you're such a javage.
*After chugging a java chip frap* AHHHHHHHHHRRGGGG! BUY ME ANOTHER FUCKEN JAVA CHIP OR ILL RIP OUT YOUR THIRD VERTEBRAE OUT YOUR GODDAMN BODY! AHHHHRGGG!
*Frightfully taking out wallet* Alright calm the fuck down you Javage.
Aammata you're such a javage.
by DaVinciAX July 15, 2009
Get the javage mug.Jaivan is an amazing guy he is probably been through the most in their life, they are probably thinking the most but they still are the funny friend and his smile will light your day up he probably is the realest friend you will get and best boyfriend
by super smartyyy March 18, 2019
Get the Jaivan mug.A large and heavy book, usually a Java or other programming language guide, that is used by an angry programmer to smack people over the head with while angry, or all the time.
Java-boy: "Hmmmm, I don't know what's wrong with my program."
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"
Some Guy: "Cause you're a noob(see: n00b)."
Jaba-boy: "ARrrGRGGGWWFHDH!! I WILL SmITE YOU WITh My JavA BooK oF RaGE!!!"
by Jimmi April 11, 2005
Get the Java Book of Rage mug.A very wealthy, well to do, black man.
A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.
A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.
Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.
Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.
Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java
Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.
Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java
by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008
Get the king mocha java mug.A uniting quality in the spirit of the Java Barn (in Canton NY), as well as the music that occurs there. This is commonly referred to as "Java Love".
by tuckr123 June 21, 2010
Get the Java Love mug.Good looking, independent, strong, outgoing. Is a very hard lover. Doesn't stop until they get what they want.
by ŠÏ March 14, 2017
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