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Deca Jaron

Deca Jaron is god. He is the ruler of life. The deca life. He is royalty and his reign will never DECA die.
Omg deca jaron just shook my hand!!!!! I’m forever blessed with deca swag.
by Deca1234 March 8, 2019
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jabronie

juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
by super86me December 10, 2008
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jairon

A nice guy who is very annoying but is usually a good person. A person who is very obsessed with music and is always hungry. Jairon is one the deepest thinkers and think too much. But over all is a very nice person.
Hey everyone! Look its jairon!!
by jmmp123 May 15, 2014
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Jaron

Jaron - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.
Someday I'll wake up with my Jaron.
by lunaticapples February 6, 2010
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jabroni

A slang term in professional wrestling first used by the Iron Sheik and then again later by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It is derived from the word jobber, which is someone who routinely loses, or "does the job".
by beau99 May 3, 2010
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Jaromir

Jaromir

A name of Slavic origin
Unique to Cezchia
Can be roughly translated into Spring world
Also see Jaromira
Hi I’m Jaromir

Wow, Slavic origin, unique to cezchia, roughly translates as spring world, now I MUST go out with you coz you are so cool and hot and so nice and have some many friends and are definitely not so insecure that they have to go to urban dictionary and right a definition of their own name but every time they try to publish it some editor says no and all you want is for your name to be here. Just give me this. Please. Why do you let everyone else wright stuff about their girlfriends that are 100% subjective while I have written 100% onbjective in the actual dictionary part, any way, the example can be subject because it try’s to represent real life, which is subjective. Every one else can go look up their name and find some kind of definition, but the only thing I find is that jagr guy. Just give me this. If you don’t I will reply to the no reply email

Heed my warning
A Baby Jake Worshiper
by I behind you March 17, 2019
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Jarrod

Jarrod's are known for being a badass, ripped, awesome, sexy, handsome, confident, smart...really smart, fuckable, selfless, cute, funny. charming, motivating, talk to themselves frequently, sing, are friendly, super cool, overwhelmingly hot, fun to be around, determined, and he always seems to be right. Don't forget, they are one of a kind.

Some specialties Jarrod's have include lifting cars, drawings etch-a-sketches, eatings a lot of food, farting a lot after eating beans, owning a variety of dvds, running triatholons, having sex several times in one day, finishing fights with the people's elbow, saving women and children from burning buildings, stopping global warming, watching R Kellys Trapped in the Closet, they keep up with the Kardashians, never get stuck behind trains, are typically ass guys, drive badass cars, like spaghettios, enjoy pogs, yackity yacks, pokemon cards, giga pets, and pop rocks.
"I saw Jarrod eat three foot long Subway sandwiches." - Person 1

"Oh yeah, how do you know they were three feet long?" -Person 2

"Because he sat them on his dick."

-Person 1

"Go get me a beer after you fix supper, do the dishes, fold laundry, clean the house, massage me, mow the lawn, and trim the hedges, cunt?" - Jarrod

"Only if I can fuck you afterwards." - Jarrod's Wife

WWJD - What would Jarrod do?
by An Incredibly Hot Chick October 13, 2011
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