When a penis is noticeably smaller than the vagina, but is shoved in anyways. Very painful for the girl. Can cause scarring or vaginal bleeding. Also called AJV
by The Sex Position Artist May 26, 2009
Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"
Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"
Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"
by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021
When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.
by popkxw May 05, 2024
When somebody defecates in their hands whilst standing up in the shower and then throws it into the toilet.
I had an urge to take a dump in the shower and decided instead of a good old fashioned wafflestomp, I'd throw a couple of Spam-Javelin instead
by Duckstab May 06, 2024
Code word for penis. Sometimes the shortened form, jav, is used similarly to how vaj is sometimes used in place of vagina.
When Woundy said javelin, javelin, javelin, javelin, javelin... to the teacher, he was really saying penis, penis, penis, penis, penis....
by Woundy May 25, 2018
When a women is laying slouched on a couch with her legs spread all the way open. The man who is all the way across the room will proceed to run toward the woman and jump on her trying to insert his penis in her vagina.
by pussylover100 February 01, 2016
by WantSomePie? March 23, 2020