Ja Rule

Ja Rule Fucking Sucks!!!! He sings like the cookie monster and im not just sayin that cuz other ppl are.Have u heard him rap?!He cant rap with out having a partner. He sings all the soft songs with chicks and then 50 comes out and fucking disses him like he deserves bcuz hes a fucking wanksta and then he tries to diss 50.Ja sucks ass. If you hate 50 and G-Unit and you like this punk ass faggot you must be fucking retarded. Ja is fake.50 is real. Ja never been in the ghetto in his life, never sold drugs, got shot, shot or killed anyone, yet he's in murder inc. None of his shit sells bcuz 50 has shown everyone hes a fake ass bitch.Pretty Much every rapper/group is on 50's side like D12,Obie Trice, Em. Ja gets Fat Joe to stand up for him and Joe prolly dont like him anyway. Ja Sucks . thats the bottom line.

Ja rule should die. He tries to be 2Pac.He's a wanksta.Not a true nigga.

by epd July 2, 2005

Ja rule

1. A fuckin' fuck.

2. A bout of particularly explosive diarrhea.

Fuckin' Ja Drool is a fuckin' fuck.

by someone just ja ruled all over the toilet February 13, 2005

Ja Rule

The proper name for him is Ja Sucks. Did I mention he's a faggot?

Ja Sucks is a gay asshole and deserves to be nuked off the face of the earth.

by Assholes Inc. August 27, 2003

JA RULE

Fag wanna be 2pac

look at those ja rules mackin

by Ak Sprayer July 14, 2003

Ja Rule

Angry, midgit black man with torrits syndrome causing him to randomly yell things such as "hollllllllllah" & "it's muuuuuuuuurdah". Known to do duets with fat asses latino woman and black woman with speech inpediments. see J Lo & Ashanti.

Did you see that crazy black midgit who had been sniffing glue yelling weird shit?
Yeah, he was all Ja Rule n shit.

by Blair January 14, 2005

ja rule

The prefix "Ja" means Candy Ass Bitch and "Rule" means Poser Geek. Case and point can be seen in that weak ass video of when he and Bennifer did the VMA's.

"Man, did you see Ja Rule pretend he was hard in that queer ass movie, he really pulled a "Ja Rule".

"Did you see that man with that teeny dick? Man... his parents really "Ja Ruled" him with their genes.

by 2 pack shaker February 15, 2005

Jarble

Talk that makes no sense to the person hearing it and/or annoys them. Some might confuse it with a foriegn language or with something out of the Bible.

What is this jarble? You quoting scripture, boy?

by Sergeant Levernious Grumbles October 13, 2005