Jaromir Jagr

One of the best ice-hockey player all the time. Right-wing born 1972 Czech Republic. Today's captain of NY Rangers stand out at balance, passing and leadership won 2 stanley cups and a lot of trophy's in NHL, Gold medal in Olympic Games in Nagano 1998, bronze in Turin 2006 and gold in World Championships in 2005 in Vienna. On March 03 2006, Jagr became the best europe hockey player in Nhl, through beating 1400 carrer points.

Jaromir Jagr scores !!!

by Diokhan May 24, 2007

Jared Milton

A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.

Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?

by Lord Kickass July 11, 2011

Jardel

Word used to discribe a good looking guy who gets girls. Usually has a very long you know what. Who is kick ass at sports, and is very intelligent

That girl said that i'm a jardel

by Anonymous1111190 December 8, 2013

jared the subway guy

A total dirtbag who was a child molester and acted in the movie sharknado

A famous actor and sandwich maker turned rapist is jared the subway guy

by HunterTheDude November 3, 2017

Jagoda

jagoda is a beautiful women. she likes to have fun and be random. they give off lots of love and don't ask for much in return. they want to have that special someone to look after them because they are afraid to be alone. they are gorgeous and every man wants them. they can be picky but are usually not. they like men but when they find who they love they will stay with them and be loyal. no one is as perfect as jagoda. their names blueberry but only because they are small and sweet. everyone wants to be a jagoda. they are so full of life it is hard to not smile when they walk by.

jagoda is such a beautiful lady im so lucky to have her.

by everyonelovessomeone November 27, 2012

jared leto

Jared Leto is possibly the most underrated actor. he is so amazing in movies like lord of war and requiem for a dream. He is also the lead singer of 30 seconds to mars, one of the greatest bands ever!
im sick of everyone going "OMG HES SOOOOO SEXY, I WANNA ROOT HIM!! yes hes sexy but he is truly one of the greatest actors/singers and has one of the most amazing voices youll ever hear!

oh and to all the 30 seconds to mars fans..."Provehito In Altum!" - youll know what it means

fangirl: " OMG i just love 30 seconds to mars because jared leto is sex on legs!!"

true fan "yeah he's hot but have u actually heard their inspirational and amazing songs??"

Fangirl: JARED LETO IS THE SEX!!!!

true fan: .....

by bluefurrymonster August 5, 2007

Jared Allen

1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.

2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).

1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."

2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."

by Jyrki January 24, 2010