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japanese night owl

A person within a social community of day sleepers who frequently stays awake well into the morning hours.
Man johnny is such a japanese night owl. He stays up until like 11 am.
by bluepig710 November 6, 2013
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japanese whirlpool

When a woman clothed in only a raincoat is surrounded by a number of men (Usually in the double digits.) and they proceed to jerk off on her while shuffling in a circular motion around her. Similar to bukkake but with the inclusion of a raincoat and movement.
Meredick wants a Japanese Whirlpool from the Poon Tang clan but they refused.
by ADSTA5489 December 13, 2013
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Japanese toaster

by Hot mama 79 October 15, 2017
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Japanese Candle

When jelly beans are melted and poured over an erect penis before ejaculating.
After eating her yellow tail, she gave me a Japanese candle. It burned a little, but it tasted amazing.
by Edward T. Pie May 23, 2018
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Japanese steamroller

The art of pooping in between a womans breast and using a quesadilla wrap to roll it up, then generally given to an unsuspecting guest.
Me: Yo Rico, man I met this bitch downtown last night and I was so fucked up she convinced me to give her a Japanese steamroller. And get this she gave it to her fuckin roommate!
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.
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Japanese Cunt Hair

Japanese Cunt Hair

Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.

In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.
Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!

Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!
by roastbeefcurtain January 9, 2020
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solly japanese onry

japanese dude #1 "i'm so sooo solly!"
japanese dude #2 "i'm soooo solly too!!"
american dude "dafuq?"
japanese dude #1 "solly japanese onry!!!!"
by omeko February 13, 2022
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