January 3rd 

The day after January 2nd and before January 4th.

Person 1: "What day is it?"
Person 2: "Fuck you"
Person 3: "January 3rd"

January 3rd by DevastatingPileUpOnTheFreeway October 6, 2019

January 31st 

Final day of January. People born on this day tend to be successful, talented and lovers of near-legendary prowess.

Last night I hooked up with a guy who fucked me so good that I can't walk straight this morning. It was incredible. He must have been born on January 31st, or something!

January 31st by Fantasma Mouthgasm October 16, 2019

January 30 

A day when you meet up with the person you like and kiss them

Sara: So I was thinking-
Josh: *kisses Sara*

Sara: What was that for?!
Josh: It’s January 30

January 30 by anonymous January 27, 2021

January 30 

National hug your gf day

Bf:wanna hug.its January 30
Gf: yeah

January 30 by Sport’s Steryotypes January 29, 2020

January 30,2020

A day we all MUST tell our crushes we like them

Hey crush I like you and it’s January 30,2020

January 30,2020 by BellAthorns January 28, 2020

January 31st 

This is the day where your girlfriend/ boyfriend must send you a tiddy pic.

Hey babe, its January 31st. You gotta send a tiddy pic :)

January 31st by Lilcuumstain January 31, 2021

January 31 

The day women with the coziest pussy are born.

Devin: "what's your birthday?"

Emily: "January 31."

Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"

January 31 by DeeFreshly March 5, 2022