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The Janitor (Scrubs) 

A fictional character who gets his fill out of degradation and humiliation, most of the time in regard to JD (Zach Braff). By the by the most hilarious character of all time and easily one of my favorites.
The Janitor (Scrubs)...

J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.

J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.

Janitor: What? Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.
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ice janitor 

One who participates in the sport of curling. This lame winter sport involves players using brooms to scrub the ice in front of sliding lead weights.
Eh, Bobby is such an ice janitor, he plays curling all the time in the winter.
ice janitor by Montana222 February 15, 2006

italian janitor 

When you are getting head, you cum on the girls forhead and use your cum to slick her hair back so she looks like an italian janitor
Last night i gave this one bitch an italian janitor, i acctually thought she looked italian
italian janitor by Cerial Killa October 20, 2006

Hells Janitor 

Killing 10 zombies as a human without dying during an Infection game on Halo 3.
pretty easy to get just aim at their head with a pistol from far, shotgun close. Hells Janitor...
Hells Janitor by Zinc oxide305 November 7, 2009

internet janitor 

this term is used to describe any form of admin who are constantly cleaning up bad behaviour on the internet especially on KZG servers
every kzg admin is a internet janitor
internet janitor by kzg admin October 9, 2019

Otis the Janitor 

The janitor in Capcom's Dead Rising. He always calls Frank at the worst possible times, mostly telling you things you don't need to know:

"Looks like you've made it to the Food Court, Frank. There's a lot of restaurants there."
Otis the Janitor is a Dead Rising's Peppy from Star Fox 64.

He tells you everything you need to know... over and over and over.
Otis the Janitor: "Frank - That girl woke up. Brad's ready to interrogate her. You'd better get back to the Security Room, quick!"

ass janitor 

A guy who cleans up their mans asshole with moist towelettes and germ x before preceding to pack their parachute getting their dick all shitty anyway later
Tom went over to Horacio's house last night and became an ass janitor for about 5 minutes while Horacio giggled with pleasure than later preceded to be an uphill gardener
ass janitor by Haiwood Jablome March 11, 2009