jalapeño dad

Smokin hot dad that makes your eyes water and your mouth tingle

He's a jalapeño dad.

by Rwafeesa July 16, 2016

Jalapeño

Derogatory term for Mexicans often used by country people to describe them.

Hey Andrew you hear I lost my job to a damn Jalapeño?

by OrangeJoseph February 19, 2019

Jalapeño Plopper

When you take a poop and it is extremely hot from the amount of spicy food you ate

My guy that food had me dropping jalapeño ploppers all night

by ThunderGunExprs May 1, 2024

Jalapeño Breakfast

Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.

Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”

by Portemento July 22, 2021