A man who hides the wonderful inside of him. Funny, awesome, athletic, up for a lot, feels like he is the greatest at everything until proven that he isn't. Not easy to understand, have to take the time to get to know him. Only lets certain people in. Hard worker, determined for greatness.
Girl: Why doesnt he notice me?
Boy: Oh who Jakeir? He is trying to be somebody in life. He is to focused.
Boy: Oh who Jakeir? He is trying to be somebody in life. He is to focused.
by Mille Millz December 18, 2014
Get the Jakeir mug.Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
by The Donut Fairy May 15, 2016
Get the Jakarta Twizzler mug.He is very sexy, with amazing blue eyes. And he has like 3 tatoos and is very sexy. he is very talented and plays in a band and plays the guitar. He had 5 years of high school, but no matter, he was still my favorite person in Garbarinos bio class. He loves Jenn's artwork and is very supportive of her wanting to become a tattooist. He is very nice and can totally rock out. he claims he has met katvond and ami james and yoji and the rest of that gang, but jenn begs to differ, because she would secretly be jealouse if she were ro find out it was true. Jakearchambault always put his schoolwork upon the back filing cabinet in bio. He will be forever rememberd by parsippany high school for his coolness, attractiveness, personality, and awesomeness. He is missed dearly.
"Heyy jakearchambault, what's up?"
"lol, do you like my chicken man?"
"What is that? lol"
"Its a chicken nugget on my pencil, and it has mayo eyes, cool huh?"
"fuck yes"
a week later...
"hey jakearchambault! wheres your chicken man?"
"its in my locker"
"lol"
"lol, do you like my chicken man?"
"What is that? lol"
"Its a chicken nugget on my pencil, and it has mayo eyes, cool huh?"
"fuck yes"
a week later...
"hey jakearchambault! wheres your chicken man?"
"its in my locker"
"lol"
by Michael Gatto October 8, 2008
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Guy 2: JAKERNAKER i forgot i'm screwed
Guy 2: JAKERNAKER i forgot i'm screwed
by ilovemysnugglebunny March 14, 2010
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