Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.
Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?
Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!
Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?
Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!
Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!
Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?
Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!
by Turtledyke January 13, 2010
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"I was nailing the new receptionist on my desk last Thursday when I heard Charlie rustling the trash bins resulting in the dreaded janitorus interruptus."
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Joe: Hey, I'm going to grab some drinks, anyone want anything?
Bob: Yea, I'll get a janitor water. Thanks.
Girl: Ewwww, what is that? Why would you drink that?
Guy: It's called janitor water, it's too manly for you.
Bob: Yea, I'll get a janitor water. Thanks.
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