by toohip March 4, 2023

A friggin guy whomst considers himself a master comedian, nothing can make this immature delinquent. his comedic prowess consists of random images coupled with similarly random text, making according to Jagger as completely and utterly hilarious.
"DUDE LOOK AT THIS FUNNY MEME OF A LOW QUALITY HONDA CIVIC THAT SAYS BREAST MILK", Dude, don't be such a Jagger Rosenthal
by Ethan Pollack January 8, 2020

Tight pants that make you look, and feel like a rockstar. Even if you can see EVERYTHING that's in them.
For example- see the one's Mick Jagger wears.
For example- see the one's Mick Jagger wears.
"I'm going to a concert tonight, where are my Jagger pants?"
"Man, those jeans are tight, are you sure they aren't Jagger pants?"
"Man, those jeans are tight, are you sure they aren't Jagger pants?"
by Parttimepoet September 26, 2009

1. damn, Mick why you have to be such a slut?
2. Mick Jagger: Romping everything from Bianca to Bowie.
2. Mick Jagger: Romping everything from Bianca to Bowie.
by traveller from time and space May 1, 2010

The porn alias for Jerome from Connellsville. Known for his huge Johnson and making multiple women come on screen with just a wink.
by roman reynolds March 3, 2009

Matt went out with Kelly, who has a notorious rep as a chav, last night. The next day he was screaming so badly that the neighbourhood complained repeatedly. He has Swagger Jagger
by Skittles_Whore July 22, 2011

Is a drink made of Jägermeister, Monster or redbull and Vodka is specially the best drink to start the party, and they are countable
by jassso September 25, 2009
