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Jason Bourne

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Character from the books The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum, which were all later made into movies. A (former) secret agent with the uncanny ability to capture, kill, or threaten virtually any man on the planet, no matter how high the cost or how risky the operation or how well-protected the individual. Though he actually dislikes killing, and has only assassinated one man--the name of whom I won't spoil--he's the best at what he does.
Not to be confused with David Webb, the mild-mannered college professor from Maine.
by Nehemiah September 16, 2005
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Jason Waud

The cutest boy on earth. He deserves the whole world and more so if you hurt him i’ll hurt you.
Person one: “have you seen Jason waud?”
Person two: “oh yeah, the cutest boy ever?”
by okaywaud February 10, 2019
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Dirty Jason

A crazy skateboarder that bangs hot chicks while living the dream and smoking weed
Theres dirty jason high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest bitch in towns house to get laid
by Old geezer brains June 11, 2018
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Jason Soroka

When the size of a person's voice doesn't quite fit the size of their body.
"so i met this girl last night. she was real tiny and cute but her voice was deeper than mine! it was very jason soroka."
by Eric_stevens June 23, 2008
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Jason Munday

Jason Munday is a singer/songwriter and YouTube prodigy in Echo Base, California. Mostly known for his work with the wizard rock band Ministry of Magic and his parody of Katy Perry's song California Gurls (his version being "California Dorks"). Also the creator of NaNoEmO.
Kid 1: California dorks, we're unforgettable! Disneyland, like, four times a week...
Kid 2: What? You're singing the song wrong.
Kid 1: No, I'm singing the Jason Munday version, stupid. I bet you don't even celebrate NaNoEmO.
Kid 2: What the heck is NaNoEmO?
Kid 1: *facepalm*
by mysticjadeshoe February 26, 2011
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Jasonism

the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.
*arm wrestle commences*
guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again?
guy 2: dunno ask him
guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism
*arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)*
guy 3: see... Jasonism
by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017
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jayson tatum

The next Lebron James. The kid is goated as fuck already and he has more comin his way. He is the small forward for the Boston Celtics (aka the best team in the association). The light skin mamba.
Random guy: Who is that sexy dude playing small forward for the C’s
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum
by Your local genius March 19, 2020
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