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Jackie Martling

A.K.A. "The Jokeman", Jackie Martling enjoyed a great deal of fame and fortune as a member and Head writer of The Howard Stern Show. Martling was notorious for his obnoxious laugh and internal squabbling with fellow cast members Robin Quivers and Fred Norris.
In a shocking simultaneous display of greed and arrogance, Martling staged his own personal labour strike and refused to show up for work. This unfortunately backfired, as the substitutes filling in for him brought an energy to the show that had been long missed. As a result, Martling was released and now can be found on various Long Island beaches selling his "jokeman" memorabilia.
by Mister Skin August 23, 2005
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Jacinta

A total good girl (or so it seems). An adorable cutie pie, a sweetheart.
Everyone loves a Jacinta since she is hiding a sexy little minx inside her that often comes out when she hits the town (or in bed...)
She is much more experienced then she appears and will drive any young male wild in bed.
Guy A: How was that girl you took home from the club last night?
Guy B: Oh god, she was such a Jacinta, it blew me away - well she did at least! - hoping to ask her on a date cos dude I could go that again, many times!
by 10.22 June 24, 2009
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Jacinto

Handsome, exotic, mysterious, warm hearted, caring, loving, brilliant mind and soul, pure heart as long as you don’t make him mad or jealous, gentle and sweet and dominates with a kind, firm and sexy hand. I love you Jacinto, from your hippiegirl
Jacinto is my best friend, lover, husband, boyfriend and eternal love- in this lifetime and all the rest
by HippiegirllovesJacinto May 28, 2018
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Michael Jaccination

Its when you expose kids to Michael Jackson's music early so they grow up loving the King of Pop
Today I watched the Thriller video with my son. It was his first Michael Jaccination.
by hushmediacorp May 22, 2015
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Jaccident

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.
Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.
by Boner Martin December 19, 2010
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Jacki

most gorgeous, beautiful girl you will meet. she has beautiful big eyes and a smile that no one can resist. she likes to party and hang out with friends and will talk to almost anyone even if she hates them. she seems shy at first but start a conversation with her and she will be fun to talk to. nice hair, body, personality, and just all around an amazing girl. she loves animals too. One of the most chill girls you will meet
"damn I like that jacki but I don't know if she'd like me"
"don't worry man just talk to her on Facebook later tonight and be nice to her"
"ok I'll try"
.. Later that night..
"man jacki your a nice girl wanna chill tomorrow"
by BestNameDefinitions420 March 29, 2013
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jackie chan your ass

1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009
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