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Donkey Punch Jackpot

Before engaging in anal intercourse, a roll of coins is inserted into the vagina. Anal sex then takes place, when the male nears orgasm, he concusses the woman thus tensing her body increasing sexual gratification. After her body relaxes, the coins then fall out, JACKPOT.
"Dude, that ho was so dirty last night, she was so keen for a donkey punch jackpot"
by the manson impact May 2, 2010
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The Jackpot

The Jackpot is a sexual term for having your penis at the top of a girls vagina. Quickly pulling the penis down the vagina saying "DING DING DING JACKPOT!!!" then furiously jamming your penis in her vagina. (This might hurt a lot if she is tight.)
Person 1. I was banging that girl and pulled a The Jackpot!

Person 2. DUDE! DID IT HURT HER?
by Mysterypersonas August 1, 2010
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Dunkadelic Jackpot

Is a basketball slang term used to describe a team that wins the chance in a draft lottery to select a marquee college or high school star player. The recruiting of a high school star player to a major college program.
Cleveland hit the $100 million dollar Dunkadelic Jackpot in the 2003 NBA draft and selected LeBron James with the #1 overall pick. Chicago won 6 NBA titles after hitting the Dunkadelic Jackpot in 1984 with the selection of Michael Jordan.
by Derrick E. Vaughan March 12, 2005
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Jackbootstrapping

The use by news media outlets of over the top commentary by their opinion commentators to start news segments about the "factual" basis of the over the top commentary.

This is an homage to Fox who often uses the hyperbole of Hannity and Beck - who see fascism around every corner - in this very manner.
What a fine example of jackbootstrapping: Fox News reportedly draws a distinction between its "news hours," which it claims are objective, and its "editorial" programming. But on May 19, purported "news hour" anchor Megyn Kelly constructed an entire segment around "editorial" host Glenn Beck's criticism of New York's proposed restaurant salt ban, airing clips from his show and asking her guest to respond to Beck's arguments.
by mep321 March 19, 2010
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jackpot

"Man DooDoogot himself hooked up in a jackpot with Cubby and now they're both doing 30 in the box."
by Jimmyjoe February 28, 2005
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Jackpot

Putting coins into your mouth right before giving oral sex and letting them fall out during oral sex where you then yell JACKPOT.
Megan said she wanted to do something new so i got out my spare change and hit the Jackpot!

Sarah was giving me head lastnight and all these coins fell out of her mouth damn did she hit the jackpot!
by 69MeBigBoy January 15, 2013
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jackmoo

a jackmoo is happening in that alley
by Justin November 4, 2003
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