Jackoff mcgoff

A fucking loser .

A guy who jacks off all day

A real fucking ass hole

A duchebag of a guy or boyfriend

Worthless man

A son of a bitch

A fuxkin bastard

Piece of shit

A guy u dont like at all !!!
My friend joeseph is a real jackoff mcgoff he raped a teenager.
by WhiteRabbit April 12, 2018
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jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.
"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".
by darkangel18 May 07, 2015
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Jackoff

When you tell some one to piss off
Jackoff you bitch
by EDP445forprez July 02, 2020
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Jackoff

Jackoff .. Is a person who thinks they are something and knows they’re not . Someone who chimes in on conversation with information About the subject that Is completely wrong and has zero clue as to what they are talking about . Someone who is Always wrong with the information they give you and is also the most Annoying person you know . Someone who talks a big game but never delivers along with constant empty promises . People that make plans and don’t show up . Someone that tells you they are calling you right back but they don’t . A Person who tells you That they are going to help you with a favor on a specific date but never do . Some one who is completely unreliable..
What happened with Fred on sat didn’t he say he was going to help you move ? I called him 5 times and sent him texts he never answered .. wow .. what a jackoff !!
by Steele February 06, 2019
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el jackoff

pronounced ehl jah-koff

An asshole with no cooth. A person who spoils a party and causes everyone to leave progressively. The guy who will inevitably piss off another individual with his ignorance.
Aw shit! Here comes el jackoff. Let's get the fuck outta here.

Thanks a lot el jackoff
by The Shooter September 11, 2008
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Jackoff Method

What a person does to make someone else unable to use hunting equipment
I used the Jackoff method on my hunting equipment so he is unable to use it
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Frosty jackoff

Having sex with a frozen sperm popsicle
I enjoy using my frosty jackoff to pleasure myself
by Bambililiy June 29, 2022
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