jackoff addict

When you have a hot horny chick and instead of doing her you go and masterbate to porn in the bathroom on the toilet .... cum in a piece of toilet paper and not flush. Then pretend u were taking a shower. Or only have sex 1 1/2 times in a year type.

Knock knock.... on bathroom door!

no answer....... whispering "well thats my little jackoff addict"

by confusedgirlwantstocumcuzhim October 3, 2013

Jackhole

it is a combination of Jackass and Asshole and I started using the word back in 1985 at Perry High School

you are a jackhole if you think Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla started this

by Byron Woody May 30, 2018

Jackhole

Someone who is an irritating, annoying, stuck up ding-dong. Not as bad as a**hole however is equivalent to a**hat.

Martha: OH MY GOD he is such a jackhole
Abby: Oh ya that's David

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers October 23, 2019

Jachai

Jachai is super nice. He's good at sports. He is fast. His favorite word is GABAGOUL.

Jachai is a nice young man.

by GABAGOUL October 25, 2019

Jachai

The swaggiest person you’ll ever know ! His flavor is just immaculate and he knows how to make a crowd laugh . He should be the definition of swag, honestly .

kade : “ayo you know Jachai?”
wane : “oh yuh. that nigga is so swaggy!!”

by kaiifrommars:( May 22, 2020

Jackolone

An idiot

That jackolone is really a piece of work

by Matamike March 15, 2022

jackoffolantern

Carving a jack-o’-lantern, and then warming it up in the microwave with the intention of fornicating with it

Trefor wanted to keep up with the festivities of October, so he carved himself a jackoffolantern!

by Majickcom October 27, 2022