Jab Cunt

The highest level of cuntiness

Dude 1. Hey how's you and Angie

Dude 2. I ditched her ass, she was being a major Jab Cunt

by J&U Productions™ July 24, 2016

jab in the whiskers

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.

"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."

by running out of patience April 4, 2008

Jab Scab

one who fills a position left vacant by employee who refused mandatory vaccination by employer

10% of the construction industry resigned because they wouldn't take the mandatory vaccine. Their jobs were filled by jab scabs.

by Lupi33 September 26, 2021

goo jab

An attack that is derived from Luigi's down smash in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It invovles the heavenward facing of the palm and a quick, forceful light speed attack on the area of the male where most of the nerves are concentrated (A.K.A the testicles).

Yeah, I wuz goo jabbed jus da otha day, and now I can't feel dem no mo.

by YouGotPanned April 15, 2009

Goonah Jab

To jab one's Goonah

Wow josh W. you Goonah jabbed your girlfriend

by Woody13243 May 15, 2010

Poor jab

An exclamation of pity, usually in response to someone else's problems.

John: I'm not feeling well. I think I'm coming down with a cold.

Mary: Oh really? Poor jab.

by alabaster_babe August 21, 2018

Jab grab

Skateboarding move done while getting air, in a stall or whatever crazy move you execute while slaying the concrete waves. The stall: front-hand grabbing in front of you, between legs and right before the back trucks. Originally done in combination with a freshly tweaked nose-stall.

That was a nicely tweaked Jab grab!

by peaceloveevolve November 19, 2014