rectal cranial inversion

having ones head up their ass

that asshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.

by jefbenet November 6, 2003

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."

Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.

by osamabinvender March 18, 2004

rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.

joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

by earpuller May 18, 2006

penile inversion

turning the dick inside out, to turn people with penis into people with vagina

The essential part of sex reassignment surgery

Larry Wachowski became Lana Wachowski, following the penile inversion

by dildo777 March 27, 2023

Rectocranial Inversion

Having ones head up ones ass.

Dude! you are so suffering from a Rectocranial Inversion!How the fuck do you get anywhere?

by jerro April 8, 2006

Iverson

Just that nigga. He got all the hoes and money. Can dress and is cool to hang with.

Damn b that nigga Iverson be swaggin

by Urbandev July 16, 2017

Iverson

An extremely famous black basketball player with loads of skill........and money

Person 1: "Dude her last name is Iverson"

Person 2:"Whoa is she related to Allen Iverson?"

Person 1:"She's WHITE dummy!"

Person 2:"............so?"

by emilystatttttttt3 July 7, 2008