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insurancelessness

A period where one is without insurance, i.e. your health, well-being, and/or investments are solely your risk
I was fired from my job and COBRA is too expensive. I guess I'll have to give up Ultimate Unicycling during this insurancelessness.
by the will grasmick January 27, 2009
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Insurance Wank

Masturbating prior to having penetrative sex in the hope that this will prevent the male from experiencing premature ejaculation.
Howay, man. I hope you're not gonna shoot your load too quickly.
Dinnae worry, pet. I had an insurance wank in the toilet at Pizza Hut just before we left. Now get a load of this...
by Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead January 10, 2011
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itsred

*I paw your thigh you moan* Yiff Yiff >:3
Itsred: *I paw your thigh you moan* Yiff Yiff >:3
by IhaveCripplinDepression March 3, 2021
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wife insurance

The things a man does to keep his woman satisfied, so she won't be tempted by another man or just leave him flat-out. Included but not limited to her emotional, sexual, and financial desires.
"I brought home flowers and candy for my lady last night, then took her out to dinner. It's all part of the premium I pay for my wife insurance."
by dipsys November 1, 2014
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Car insurance whore

someone who can't pay their own car insurance so they go on someone else's and will do anything to get car insurance because they can't pay for their own. Somebody who sleeps with somebody to get car insurance
Dustin is a car insurance whore he uses fat chicks to get free car insurance
by Zorrobitch April 12, 2020
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Pokemon insurance

First using a glitch to clone your pokemon/items,

and then trading the clones to another game cartridge... just in case

the internal battery should ever run dry, or the game breaks.. etc.
Could also be referred to as making a backup cartridge.
OH NO!!!! My saved game has disappeared... good thing I have pokemon insurance! 8D
by lolicakes October 30, 2010
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sex insurance

An agreement reached between at least 2 people meaning that in the case one of them fails to get lucky, the other one will provide them with the desired service (usually intercourse).

Having someone ready to fall back on should one not be able to get laid. This can be a friend, a f*** buddy, a partner in an open relationship, a sex acquaintance, etc. Problems often arise when 2 people both have sex insurance with each other, and only one gets laid, or one takes out too many sex insurance policies ie. sex insurance with too many people.
1 - Amanda had a hot date last night, but the loser said that he "had to be up early" the next morning and left her without any action. Luckily Amanda had agreed with her friend Steve that they would provide sex insurance to each other, and since Amanda was in the mood, she called Steve up when her date left and they slept together.

2 - Mike and Ted happened to not pick up any chicks at the bar last Saturday. Luckily for Mike his sex insurance partner also had no luck that night and he called her on the way home to hook up with her.
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