iLust

The feeling of lust you get for a new Apple product.

I have serious iLust for the new iPads. They are so sexy!

by disneylad99 September 13, 2010

Illusioption

An illusion of choice.

Primarily comes from the philosophical idea that there is no free will, but rather an illusion of choice.

Neo was faced with an illusioption when deciding to save Morpheus.

by ElUltimateNachoman November 15, 2022

elliptical illusion

The outward appearance of exercise by someone using a certain piece of gym equipment while, in reality, that person has failed to achieve more than a resting heart rate because of a preoccupation with talking on the telephone, sending text messages, or reading.

Mary's hour-long workout on that machine in the gym was just an elliptical illusion; she talked on the phone the whole time and didn't break a sweat.

by Time Enough At Last December 1, 2010

lululemon-illusion

An illusion yoga pants created causing a flat booty-ed person's back side to appear more curvy and voluptuous than it would in normal attire.

note: lululemon is an athletic brand that specializes in yoga pants

Chet: Dayum I didn't realize Sara had such an ass on her!
Chad: Nah man! It's a lululemon-illusion! That girl's ass is flatter than a pancake.

by Just Curly September 3, 2016

human optical illusions

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.

Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."

by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010

Illustrious Ngai

n. A member of the Ngai clan, descended directly from Genghis Khan, especially one who is able to do splits and has a friend who is a prince.

That Alexander is a real Illustrious Ngai, I bet he knows a prince.

by littlemy October 28, 2003

optical illusion

Something to look up when you're reaalllly reallllly fucked up.
Seriously. Try it. It looks so fucking awesome.

Dude #1: Dude. This thing looks like it's spinning
Dude #2: Dude. It fucking is
Me : No, it's just some circles... what a gay optical illusion
Me : Wait, pass the joint

by ARESx July 26, 2007