inverse klondike

two polar bears banging

you can't see that many inverse klondikes now global warming's happening, eh?

by sansnomdemontreal November 4, 2011

Inverse secret

Something that everyone in a particular area, group, community, etc. (ex: a school, a dorm hall, a classroom) knows, and must keep "secret" from one person. Generally the opposite of a traditional secret.

John: Hey, make sure Kathader doesn't find out about the albums we're making about her.
Jim: Okay, I won't, can i talk to others though?
John: Sure, it's an inverse secret so you can talk about it to anyone.

by Demurral March 13, 2011

faux-inverse

An inversion involving conflation.

Usually involves inverting the position of the structural (future-to-past) truth and the formalistic (past-to-future) truth; and then conflating the formalistic truth with the structural truth.

Ie. the formalistic truth becomes the structural truth.

The semantic.

A faux-inverse juxtaposes both inversion and conflation.

by sandraxine September 14, 2018

Personal Inversion

The act of taking a dump so large the anal cavity falls out and sucks itself back in again.

He who shalt not be named, had a personal inversion when he was in the rest room.

by Tunicks R Fun! December 7, 2010

inverse defenestration

The act of uninstalling a Microsoft operating system on a dual-boot PC, thus throwing the windows out of the computer.

"Man, that 'Boot Camp' utility wasn't all that it was cracked up to be. I think it's time for some inverse defenestration on this computer pronto."

by seanparkerfilms July 28, 2009

Inverse Rape

Refusing to date someone you're not attracted to. Doing so is seen by some as bigotry and promoting discriminatory abuse, that forcing people to date outside their personal preferences is the only way for society to progress.

Asian Girl: "Wanna go out?"
Gay white dude: "Sorry, not my type."
Asian Girl: "THAT'S RACIST! Don't Inverse Rape me!"

by unanimousdelivers January 29, 2018

Inverse Carving

When snowboarding, staying on your back or front edge and simple shifting your weight to turn. Also known as Christmas Treeing

I suck at snowboarding, so i use inverse carving

by fuckmook April 7, 2004