Instrument Crush

When a person plays a certain instrument you like & they come off 10 times more attractive to you.

Janie wasn't sure if she liked Tom for his looks, his personality or if it was an instrument crush.

by fosterthe-fagg0ts June 28, 2012

Instructions were unclear

A common phrase said by one after they gave instructions, usually followed by an impossible consequence for not following the instructions correctly.

*How To Video's Comment Section*

"Instructions were unclear, my dick is stuck in a ceiling fan."

by Hunter512 September 16, 2014

intro whore

A person who buys an unreasonable or unnecessary amount of intros for their YouTube channel in a short time span.

I think Asukiii was an intro whore.

by SuperNario55 - Nas G. February 9, 2018

jerk off instructor

JOI - When a dude can’t even beat his own meat unless the woman he fantasizes about either gives him consent, or makes a request. As his Jerk off instructor, she has the power to decide when & if he is allowed to bust one by himself.

That poor bastard is WHUPPED ! He can’t even whack off unless his Jerk off Instructor GF gives him permission first.

by Jinx Winchester October 17, 2020

Ski Instructor

Code for a cocaine dealer. Derived from the terms associated with cocaine like "snow" and "lift tickets".

Hey man, call that Ski Instructor and get those lift tickets.

by Favnuts April 25, 2008

Programming / Networking Instructor

A very evil person. This person loves to whip her students with Cat5 cable and make them do 87 page chapters in 5 minutes, or they fail the semester. She also has a wierd obsession with one of the head persons there, always threatening to send them out, but never does. She also blames the A.M. Class for all of the server problems, saying we are all hackers, but the P.M. Class doesn't do ANYTHING wrong.

See evil.

Today, our Programming / Networking Instructor told us to do chapter 3 in 5 minutes or we will fail the whole semester.

by ANONYMOUS February 20, 2005

instrumetal

Basically what it sounds like; either a band or song which is both metal and without lyrics, making it instrumental. Phrase was coined by KTRM DJs in fall 2007

Ok we're 15 minutes into this Bloody Screaming Puss Goblins song and it's still just thrash guitar. I'm pretty sure it's instrumetal.

"Is it taking the trash guy a long time to empty the dumpster this morning? Jeebus."
"Oh, no that's just Keith next door listening to instrumetal again"

by awgohgasdfjoawejfio October 31, 2007