When a woman orgasms because something was so great but no build up or sexual action was needed. Causes for an insta-o could be a hot guy, delicious food, or something just completely awesome.
by shag master August 29, 2010
by Bobski Queferman December 29, 2010
The name that refers to the weak men who bust within 20 seconds of sexual intercourse. They likely have less than 5 inches and less than 6 feet
by Big_dong69420 January 27, 2021
by BarryMcCockiner April 06, 2009
by D-Schwank January 26, 2011
when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.
Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"
by chicklet55 January 30, 2009
1. a person who has a mad long bio on their instagram saying how much time they devote to their sport, yet they are complete ass of an athlete. An insta athlete posts a lot of emoji's in their bio and constantly posts photos about how they are grinding, yet barely practices and absolutely sucks. This "elite athlete" may have a lot of followers, but their game is terrible and do not deserve their large amount of followers
Person 1: Dude where playing John from central tonight! He has 4000 followers and is always on his grind.
Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.
Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
Person 2: Nah man he ass. I watched him hoop last night. Went 0-11from the field with 5 turnovers.
Person 1: Damn. He an insta athlete.
by BIG SCRAP November 12, 2015