A Spanish Inquisition is when someone puts some part of their body in your butthole suddenly and without warning. Based on Monty Python’s “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition”.
by Road Warrior+Manny February 8, 2020
Get the Spanish Inquisitionmug. When you go down on a girl who didn't tell you she were on her period AKA when there's a lot of unexpected red she shall then scream "Nobody expects the russian inquisition!"
GUY: Let me lick you good!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!
GIRL: Yes baby
GUY: WTF why u bleeding!!? U on ur period or something?!
GIRL: Nobody expects the RUSSIAN INQUISITION!!!
by ASND January 31, 2017
Get the Russian inquisitionmug.