When it's illegal to call it winter guard bc u get the short end of the stick,, also guaranteed to make most people laugh or be totally confused
by jas.m.ine_ January 3, 2017
A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.
Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!
Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!
Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!
Bobby : OWWWW!
Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!
Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!
Bobby : OWWWW!
by Kainaluboi July 6, 2012
Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"
Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"
"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"
"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"
She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)
by MattMastaP June 10, 2015
1. Movie deemed too highfalutin, sophisticated or stuffy to be the right fit in drive-in theaters.
2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.
2. Wimpy cigarette lighter that won't fire in even the slightest hurricane.
by Milt Alwin April 24, 2009
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