indoor sportsman

1. A guy who joins a gym but doesn't like to do anything outdoors.

2. Someone into an indoor sport like bowling or darts.

3. A guy who says he's an athlete to impress women, but they're so skinny/pale you know they never go outside.

4. A wanker.

(Def 2) I blew out my knee playing basketball, now I'm an indoor sportsman.

(Def 3 and 4)
Guy 1: So I was talking up this girl, right, she was checking out my biceps ...
Guy 2: What, who, you? The indoor sportsman? Did you show her your "trophy"?

by jevanyn January 4, 2010

Indoor Furniture

Indoor Furniture is slang for a girls box in guy lingo. Ask a brother how the girl's indoor furniture feels and you are effectively asking "how'd the inside of her vagina feel?"

Other common uses:
"Did you get to see the indoor furniture?"

"Was the indoor furniture comfortable?"
"I spilled all over her indoor furniture!"

She had some raggity indoor furniture (She was not well groomed)
Her indoor furniture was kind of slippery (She's a squirter)
Her indoor furniture was really worn! (Man, she loose as hell)

by MattMastaP June 12, 2015

Indoor Camping

When you stay in your room day on end to weeks on end to century’s on end completely absent from human civilization

Dam Aliyah you’ve been indoor camping for about a half a decade now

by Jerome McLovin June 25, 2019

indoor cat

indoor cats are the vaginas of people who do not want to have sexual relations outside, outdoor cats are vaginas that will have sex outside

i’m not going to have sex while hiking, i have an indoor cat.

by gettwiggywithit March 12, 2025

Indoor Recess

the act of ejaculating into a females vagina. word to jack buckley

i committed indoor recess with a random broad from capo basement last night.

by fluffboi69 May 1, 2022

indoor ensemble

When it's illegal to call it winter guard bc u get the short end of the stick,, also guaranteed to make most people laugh or be totally confused

"Um wtf is an indoor ensemble"

by jas.m.ine_ January 2, 2017

indoor snowball

A cup filled with hard boiled eggs that are eaten whilst playing Rollerblade Racer on an NES

Hey Jean, pass the cup of "indoor snowballs" I'm hungry

by Throw your Shoe March 20, 2014