Imran Joke

A joke that is either so outrageously dense or painfully cliched that the audience usually groans or laughs AT the person making the joke.

Him: "Do you know what they call birth control in Cuba?"
You: "what?"
Him: "Castrotion."
You: "GOD DAMMIT! THAT'S AN IMRAN JOKE."

by Car WASH baby. January 2, 2008

Imran

A person with a short dick that is worh no girls and he fucking sucks. He thinks he is cool and he eats shit. He has never gotten any girls on him and he thinks thats cool. He is a shorty and always has big tits that sqeeze out milk

Why would you call me an imran. I am so depressed

by Lanjiao moaner May 11, 2022

imrane

The sweetest boy you'll ever meet. He makes you feel loved, special and taken care of. His smile is just everything.

Wow, he's so sweet. He's just like Imrane.

by -anonymous_ November 11, 2014

Imrandos

A person or group of persons who are from youthia nation blindly follows his leader “Imran Khan”, in Pakistan.

There is no difference between donkey and imrandos

by ursgennie May 6, 2022

Imocare

The mash up made up of the following phrases: "I'm okay" and "I don't care". Spoken as a single word 'Imocare'. Typically meant to inform a party that an individual is not in danger but also that had they been in danger they would not give a shit.

Person 1: "Say, are you alright... you've sure had a lot to drink tonight?!"

Person 2: "Nah... Imocare!"

by Mystifition June 20, 2016

immoral compass

The means by which some people are guided to do the wrong and unethical thing when no one is watching in most circumstances.

While healing in the hospital with a broken jaw, Ron thought about how he could restrain his immoral compass after a night where he stole cash and weed from Chuck while he was making out with Diane; told Diane that Chuck had herpes after he left the party; and then crept into Chuck's car to sleep afterwards only to wake to Chuck's spinning backfist.

by von groovy June 11, 2017

iora

A lovely girl, kind and funny, the sweetest if she likes you, caring and beautiful

WHO is this lovely girl? It's Iora!

by Siamesi July 5, 2017