F'iamonds

Someone wearing big ass fake daimonds.

"Hey, you like my new bling bling?"
"Yeah...those are some nice F'iamonds"

by Geoff Gerstein March 8, 2007

Imon

to commit adultery. more specifically with your ex in front of your girlfriends best friend after your girl friend has left

to pull an imon is to kiss or make out with someone other than your significant other then saying "i didn't mean to!"

Mcraerae: yea so i kissed a girl yesterday, it wasn't shenaynay.

Cleek: way to pull an Imon!

by hungerykid December 10, 2009

Idontusuallydothisitis

A terrible case of denial in which a woman claims that she isn't a whore. This illness usually occurs after said woman has just picked up a random guy at a bar and taken him to her home late in the evening. The most obvious symptom of the illness is when the woman claims to have never been in such a situation just prior to performing a sexual act on the guy.

Shortly after meeting her in the bar and just before fucking her mouth pussy, Lucy told me she wasn't normally the type of girl to do things like this. At first I thought maybe she was serious but after fisting her asshole, I knew she had a terrible case of idontusuallydothisitis.

by tactrash May 13, 2008

iDon'tHave1

An outdated cell phone. It's what you're using if you don't have an iPhone, iTouch, iPad or anything similar.

No, I'm sorry but I don't have the capability to do that on my iDon'tHave1.

by rhiski12 May 2, 2011

Imong mama

This is a sarcastic answer to everyone and used to distroy's someone's pride. Can be used anytime usually when someone try to mock yourself or something or when someone calls you names, you can say this expression then repeat after the names he calls you. This 'imong mama' expression can be translated in english "YOUR MOM"

Enemy: Your stupid
You: Imong mama stupid (Your mom's stupid)

by Stephaniemahiligsatae November 3, 2020

IDMO

I Do Men Only

Sorry Mam,IDMO!

by Justin October 16, 2003

Imon Allen

The light of my life. My heart and soul. My darling happiness everything I could ever want and more. The sweetest kindest most intelligent girl iv ever met. The reason I smile every day no matter how bad thing get because I know I have you. The person who i want to spend the rest of my life with and will spend it trying to make you as happy as u make me. The woman to whom my heart belongs I promise to give u every drop of love I have in it. My love forever and always thats a promise and I swear to miss you when your gone. To spend my life with u would be a privilege and my deepest desire. I LOVE U!!!

person1: SHES ABSOLUTELY PERFECT I MEAN HER FLAWS JUST ADD TO HOW GREAT SHE IS

person 2 : DUH thats IMON ALLEN

also referred to as NOMI, MON MON , LAZY BUTT,MONI,AND EMPRESS

by BIJI November 4, 2009