Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate; it refers to someone who, in spite of all of their effort, cannot get better hardware.

"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. His computer will just crash."

by ioletsgo January 26, 2025

Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate.

It often refers to someone who is incapable, no matter how hard they try, of being able to have a good computer.

"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. Don't play with him."

by ioletsgo January 26, 2025

Intellism

A person who wields egotistical intelligence.

James thinks he's so smart, he's acting with such Intellism.

by Intellism June 29, 2021

Intel Shit Graphics

A way to blame Intel graphics products by calling them 'shit'. Intel's GPU products includes HD Graphics, UHD Graphics, GMA, etc. This may be used by people who are using Intel onboard GPU and they complain about its performance.

mate 1: hai mate, ya bought a new lappy?
mate 2: yeah, mostly for my work.
mate 1: really? does it have Novideo or AyyMD card?
mate 2: nuh uh, just Intel's onboard graphics.
mate 1: ya mean Intel Shit Graphics?
mate 1: yeah but I don't game bruh

by Barnacl437 November 4, 2023

Delve Intel

"fundamentally flawed system that does not actually provide any useful information to anyone."

"Man, I thought this was going to be a great meeting, but its really just a Delve Intel."

by Apsalar June 3, 2024

Intel Core Plan

1.The plan to assassinate Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging their computers so hard that all of intel's graphic cards exploded

2. Shoving intel graphics cards down people's throat so hard that they turn into computers

Artzhole: Did you hear about the intel core plan?
Artzholm: No, did you hear about it?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Intel

One of the 2 major CPU makers. The other being AMD.

It's also apparently a slang for "intellect" or smth.

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by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022